Davo's Corner

After a couple of months travel in Europe and Britain, I am now back at work and have returned to the daily routine of animal appointments.

Whilst in Europe, I developed a theory that foreign food had foreign calories and therefore my body would not store these calories as fat, until it had time to assimilate to the foreign environment. As I was travelling, I figured that the body would not have time to assimilate. Therefore I could eat as much as I wanted without the fear of gaining weight.

The first clue that suggested my theory might be wrong was when I saw some of the photos my wife took whilst we were travelling. There seemed to be a fat old balding man in each photo however I cannot remember seeing him. It was only after I saw this man in a few more photos wearing my shirt and hat, did it twig that, that man was actually I.

So once again I have resumed the quest to return my body to its youthful glory, constant starvation and exercise should do it. It may take a while (about 25 years at the rate that I am going) but the quest continues. I will keep you informed.

I have another theory about the food we eat at Christmas not having any calories. I will share that with you later.

Until next time, I hope you and your family and animals are well.

Davo